Okay, so I lied. There are no pandas here.
Boy Watch! just didn’t have the same ring to it.
So, remember the Yankees boy? The one I liked after our Yankees game date… but then decided that he called too much?
Well, the story never really ended with him. Until last Friday night.
I declare this “relationship” o-v-e-r.
We’ve been [...]
I can hear people leaving messages on her answering machine.
(I know. Who still uses an answering machine?)
From Bad…
(Random Homeless Men)
1. I’m standing on the overpacked 4, on my way home from work. I get a meek tap on my shoulder and turn around to see a short, toothless man I hadn’t noticed before.
“Do you … want to go somewhere?”
I give him an eyebrows-arched-in-repulsion “No.”
He shrugs as if to say ”Understandable, but just thought I’d [...]