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More “proud to be an American” tears… seriously.
RUST ORANGE pant suit…seriously?

I laughed. I cried. I felt motivated to work a little harder in life.
Well done, Michelle. Can’t wait for the rest of the week.

Sounds like:
“Look, they’re chasing!”
“Aren’t they cute?”
“Errr, that’s not, like, real fighting, right?”
“Crap. Did Iris just pee again?”
Rhymes with:
Muppies & Mizza
That’s right, it was a ….
PUPPIES & PIZZA night!!!!
H-O-L-L-A to Kirsten and Husband for the large amount of slack with our less-than-perfectly-trained (alright, she struggles) puppy.
TBWSRN and I couldn’t be happier because after a night of [...]

Every time I see a stupidface biker pedal in the middle of the road because they think they’re a car, I visualize myself running them over.

To TBWSRN’s Employer:
There was once a man who just returned home
in time to hear a message on his phone:
“Fly out to DC
We can’t plan! Don’t you see?”
All the world heard a great moan.

To NWA:
So the cheap bastards booked him on “stand by”
Why can’t you just let him fly?
Instead you say: Bump!
Now he sits on his [...]

Why does my life seem busier in the summer?
I have literally all day to accomplish anything I’d like to get done (or, even better, to not accomplish anything at all), yet I still seem to have a lot on my metaphorical plate. I feel like one of those KFC mashed potato bowls: there’s a lot [...]

It’s always fun to get a little street cred.
The article has some worthy restaurant recommendations. Well, the recs aren’t exactly hidden gems - they’re already pretty well-known- so more like affirmations from out East that you’ve been noshing on some decent grub. Not that we need them.

As I am one of many supporters of Jon Stewart and The Daily Show, I was delighted to see the NY Times write an article about the show’s relevance in media today. If you’re interested, here it is.

Joey: It sounds like Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky just want some privacy.
Michelle: What’s privacy?
Joey: It means they want to spend time together alone.
Michelle: What are they doing in there?
Joey: They’re, uh… they’re doing their taxes.

Apparently, Joey was doing his own taxes with anotha woman. And Alanis didn’t like it, didn’t you know?
Were [...]