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Six in the City

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

Tonight, the city pauses for its first snowfall of the year.
Six inches are expected and, for me, that means it is the perfect night to stay in. Though I will say that I’m astonished at the temps back home and how uncomfortably low they are, people in New York are taken aback whenever I complain [...]

Superlatives in the Subway

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

From Bad…
(Random Homeless Men)

1. I’m standing on the overpacked 4, on my way home from work. I get a meek tap on my shoulder and turn around to see a short, toothless man I hadn’t noticed before.
“Do you … want to go somewhere?”
I give him an eyebrows-arched-in-repulsion “No.”
He shrugs as if to say ”Understandable, but just thought I’d [...]

This Really Isn’t Too Surprising

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

There’s No Service on the Downtown Side

Move, Bitch.

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Once upon a time, I drove to work. Because of this variable, I had a little wiggle room in the timing of my departure for work in the AM. I could always drive a little faster if I was a few minutes behind, right? The pedal-to-the-medal would save me and bring me to work just [...]

Scratch That

Monday, September 7th, 2009

A new school year.
Freshly sharpened pencils? Check.
New book bag? Check?
School crush?
Also, check.
I was all set to elaborate on the pros/cons of my New-Situation-Crush. (I always end up with one of those.) But then this weekend happened.
And I think I’m over it.
Let’s rewind.
Tony is cute. He’s Italian (and therefore dark-skinned) and a pretty smart guy. He’s [...]

NYC-living: Quadrant Style

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

So, I have been writing blogs in my head nearly everyday since I moved here, but New York’s pacing has moved faster than me. I’ve naturally adjusted to getting up earlier and staying up later, while cramming a million little things into my day. Blogging, however, hasn’t fit, folks! And then I sort of had [...]