Archive for the 'how to make the world a better place' Category

Sing Me Spanish Techno

Saturday, May 8th, 2010

Jenn is one of my newer friends here.
Okay, so we’re not friends yet. I’m in the process of courting her because I really, really want her to be my friend.
While my New Year’s Resolutions were many, generic, and mostly unattainable, Jenn’s New Year’s Resolution was to go to a concert a week. This is how [...]

This American Life

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

I’ve lived in New York for nine months and I can finally say that I feel settled.
I’d characterize my first two months as taxing, but calm. I didn’t know many people, so I came home everyday after work. And I had already given myself a disorientation allowance, so it felt normal to feel not-normal.
The next [...]

How to Become a Campy Stereotype

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

I’ll be 29 inĀ  a few (solid) months and it’s time to make the generic “Before 30″ list. I’m disgusted with myself.
However.
It is a good way to get shit done. And I respond really, really well to lists and directions.
It’s also late, I’m tired, and I really just wanted to get the idea started before [...]

Two Things Making Me Happy

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

1. Today, my work friendys and I are flyering the neighborhood in which our school resides. I’m super excited to go into the buildings of our students all voyeuristic-like. Oh, yeah. And to spread the good word about our school. That too.
The stories (and sounds) that come out of the projects are pretty staggering - [...]

Six in the City

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

Tonight, the city pauses for its first snowfall of the year.
Six inches are expected and, for me, that means it is the perfect night to stay in. Though I will say that I’m astonished at the temps back home and how uncomfortably low they are, people in New York are taken aback whenever I complain [...]

Because I remember it being just this way.

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

“After our time together, when he’d have to fly back, there was a hole in my heart, a gap so big that I was afraid it would divide us… We’d talk at least three times or four times a day, our ears pressed hard into the receiver - as if we could possibly get any [...]

Questions? I’m Sending You Out Into the Universe Tonight.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Though I used to don a pair of heels to work, I was forced to jump ship after the 2nd day. I’ve been wearing flats ever since, but my toes are still slightly swollen. What gives?
Remember that “Oooh, feels good to be challenged” post? I’m over it. It sucks to lose that comfortable feeling and [...]

A Word About the Dirt in my Fingernails

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

I clipped my nails as short as is healthy and safe (and still cute) in recent days. I know this city is as dirty as advertised not by a scan of the streets and avenues (Okay, well. Not JUST by a scan of the streets and avenues.) but by the amount of dirt that would [...]

Race Relations: Solved

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

What with all the hubbub about the Gates arrest, I thought I would shine a little light on race relations for you through a parable…
My summer job was babysitting my 5th-grade and 7th-grade cousins. Paul and Jenna respectively.
The 5th grader is obsessed with playing knee hockey. Therefore, I was forced to be “good cousin” and [...]

Curvatures

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

In the span of the last several months, I had lost some weight. The extra that had been affixed to my thighs, bottom, and tummy were gone as a result of the break-up diet. Best diet ever - btw.
In the span of the last several days, it is likely that the extra curviness has returned. [...]